Now? Okay, geez. Uh, I’m Jet…they, uh, told me I couldn’t swear for this part so I’m going to do my best here. Anyway you bought this to hear about my adventure, but first I have to warn you about some stuff to cover my ass…er… butt.
This story is violent and vulgar. It also has some sex stuff in it. If you’re a minor, you’re not supposed to be reading it. If it offends you it’s not my intention, but please accept my full apology along with your refund.
I think that covers it. Violence. Strong language. Sex. Light drug and alcohol use.
And a whole lot of MFing zombies.